This movie reeks of “man who saw MFA and Promising Young Woman and said I can do feminism, too! (But, welll akshually, he can’t bc he honestly doesn’t like women very much after all.)”
I’m as confused on whether I liked it or not as I am on wtf the creative teams decision is was to chronologically define things with chapters??? And an epilogue??? And the need to beat us in the head with 35MM!!!!!!!!!
It is not the casts fault if I truly realize I don’t like it though. They’re amazing.
5 stars because I cannot believe the only line the lyricist could only come up with to rhyme with raining was hydroplaning.
I’m sorry are you trying to tell me people do not want to see a princess with a sword make her way down a big ass tower choppin people up and stabbing them and then fightin a lady with a whip? You’re telling me people do not want to see Princess version of “Kill Bill”!? I’m lost as to why this is not considered fun as fuck by every single person who sees it LOL. Sometimes letterboxd gets shit so fuckin wrong. Give me more Joey King with swords thanks I’ll watch it all day.
